I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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