Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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