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Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
