Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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