the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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