not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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