now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
These tits shall not be calmed
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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