Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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