butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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