when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Randomize
