My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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