Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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