i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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