How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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