Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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