forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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