I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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