I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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