Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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