im about as happy as oj after his trial
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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