I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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