I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just gift wrapped bread.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
