Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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