There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
BRING THE BAGELS
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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