I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
