my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
there is puke in my bra ... again
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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