i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you will always have a special place in my vag
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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