did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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