I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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