ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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