dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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