Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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