shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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