How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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