I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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