So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Randomize
