Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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