dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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