Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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