So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
