why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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