thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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