I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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