Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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