I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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