Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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