Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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