One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
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