Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
3 2 1 whiskey
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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