D3 body, D1 cock
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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