Your tits are I can't wait for
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
It's just like the Real World with babies
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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