I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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