Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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