We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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