doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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