Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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