You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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