Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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