my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i barfeds in our rink
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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